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Well guys, this is will be the another compilation of funny Facebook status updates since the previous post [Funny Facebook status Updates]. Thanks to these very very creative people who actually came out with this, we are now be able to brighten up our wall post. Enjoy it.
Photo by ChethStudios
- only shoplifting discount stores, because jail sentences are based on cost of goods stolen.
- will return after a brief word from our sponsors
- now understands, the reason he cant find his car keys is because he doesnt have a car.
- played golf today...I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
- having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think ive remembered this before.
- has not returned to the ground yet.
- if nothing goes right.... go left!
- has found his/her favorite machine at the gym: the vending machine!
- has Gone on a vacation with Satan
- asks, "What do you get when you cross ketchup with wasabi? WASSUP!"
- wants you to read this status. Keep reading it... There, now I have full control over your mind. Now give me a hot dog!
- went to Church the other day and when the plate came to him, he asked what it was for. The man said it was an Offering. So he took it.
- getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.
- standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...
- logged in and saw you logged in.Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in.Get A Life!OK yeah I was logged in all this time too.(feel shame)
- used to jog a mile everyday, then I found a shortcut...
- in your garden, peeing on your tomatoes...
- wonders what would happen if he was scared half to death....twice??
- Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!
- frustrated that he knows all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask him the questions.
- knows Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words...
- has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes
- destroyed his periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of supprise
- decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
- One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
- says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- is proud of his/herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
- Dear Santa, let me explain…
- Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- ̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
- Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
- Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
- Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
- Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
- I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
- Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
- trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
- forcing my dog to learn how to google.
- Insert coin to view my status message.
- remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
And lastly : 25 Things I Hate About Facebook by Julian Smith
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haha, another god one:
wasn't born, he/she was unleashed (:
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